Tip of the Week #17 - Female's know your weight

This is not a problem rather an epidemic of females not knowing their own weight and what they should put on...the pic above is a classic example of a female not knowing that she is too cotdamn big to be wearing those particular fitting clothes...i mean this is got to be common sense right!?...if I put a pair of pants on and I have to jump into them because they are too tight, then I know that I shouldn't wear em (skinny jeans are not the business for dudes I don't give a damn who you are. Straight leg jeans are ok but they should not be skin tight on dudes)...apparently females have not received this vital memo...

I've seen females with stomachs as large as your favorite NFL offensive lineman wearing belly shirts or tight fitting shirts that show off every unpleasant roll...i've also witnessed females with big butts (not to be confused with big nice asses or 'backyards', i'm talking about huge non attractive butts) tryin to wear small boy shorts...and the worse are females who stand at 'bout 5'1" that weigh at least 204 lbs wearin' the popular 'yoga' tight pants...damn using the wtf abbreviation i just have to say it, WHAT THE FUCK! that looks terrible...

so the tip for this week is females know your weight, your size and what's appropriate to wear...because damn your self esteem and how you 'think' it looks good on you, stop wearing small clothes 'cuz it embarrasses me to see you look that sloppy...

p.s. I know this sounds harsh but damn it, it needs to be said

holla,

(4o)ur

Stuff of hilarity: Texting while walking

I know yall have heard about the lady texting while walking then falling into the water fountain at the mall...well if you haven't seen the vid here it is...this is proof that maybe the laws that most states have now where you can't text and drive make perfect sense...hell people can't walk and text let alone operate a large piece of machinery moving at fast speeds and text simultaneously...peep the hilarity...



holla,
(4o)ur

Stuff of hilarity: Atlanta Gay Cops?!

Atlanta has got to be the gay capitol of the East Coast (like San Francisco but in the south)...its so gay there to the point where its insane...i mean it seems there's more gay people (specifically talking bout dudes) than straight...even the cops are gay, yes the cops are gay, wow....peep the vid to see the hilarity...insane

lol, lol, the cop is a flamboyant 'cup' (another word that will be in mARCandE's dictionary post. Some folks already know what it means)

holla,
(4o)ur

Random Rant vol. 32: Emo Facebookin'

I guess this is just another instance of my grumpy old man personality poking his crotchety head out, but people letting their emotions and little gripes out on their Facebook status' is annoying as hell...now I shouldn't be annoyed or aggravated or disgruntled about this because Facebook allows you to get out your frustrations and socialize with friends and family but DAMN!... most of the time I don't wanna hear about it...

I see status posts about "how someone did me wrong and they are some backstabbing people that I know so forth and so on" or "today my best friend didn't listen to my problems so I'm going to tell all of the 'Facebook fam' (FBF for short) about my trials"...boo freakin hoo!!! ...i don't wanna hear about your little emotional problems with your boyfriend/girlfriend, best friend, long lost friend, enemy that used to be your friend, etc. ...i like reading status posts about funny stuff, current event happenings or where/what your doing (even though that's kinda of irrelevant and trivial)...

I know this rant will do nothing to deter some emo Facebook status updates, I just had to let my 'old man' feelings out...F'n emo Facebookers....

holla,

(4o)ur

Cheap promotion / Spreadin the Real: rb in Charlotte, NC

The two MCs that are destined to blow, Down East Music Group's headline group the Ratchet Boys (Will Boy and T/Mu) performed in December at Charlotte, NC...peep the ill talent from the ill emcees...peep it

P.S. - I'm their DJ, damn this is some cheap shameless promotion...but damn it, they need it

holla,

(4o)ur

Spreadin the Real: Lupe Fiasco - Words I never said

I can't wait til the album comes out (March 8, 2011) but in the meantime I can't wait til the track "Words I never said" that's supposed to be highly controversial (i heard one verse of it, he spit it on a video recently. Song releases Feb. 1)...peep the trailer for the song (even though trailers for songs and music videos are kinda silly and weak)...

holla,
(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: Sean Price interview with Bootleg Kev

Here's the latest interview with Sean Price, one the dirtiest illest mc's (emerging from the gritty, great 90's)...can't wait for the Random Axe album (Sean Price, Black Milk and Guilty Simpson)...peep the interview

holla,
(4o)ur

Spreadin the Real: Blind Fury's fury

Gotta show love for a ill mc from the same area i'm from (Camden, SC), Blind Fury is killin 106 and Park's Freestyle Friday...if you haven't seen him peep him today (friday, jan 14, 2011) as he goes for his 2nd defense of his title (3rd appearance on the show)...here's a freestyle acapella he did in NYC at B.B. King's...Camden/Lugoff, SC stand the f*** up (Blind Fury gettin nationwide notoriety and Ratchet Boys coming next)...peep the vid...



holla,
(4o)ur

Stuff of hilarity: Recipe for death

I know you've heard of a TurDucKen (Turkey, Duck and Chicken combined) but this bird these dudes concocted is crazy...i don't know if I would be able to eat this because I'll feel like I'll die if I took 2 bites of it....peep the vid to see what I'm talkin about

holla,
(4o)ur

Innovations: Metallic Ink based circuitry on cereal boxes

This technology that will soon be on products is incredible...it looks like cereal companies are using metallic ink based circuitry that lights up on the cereal boxes...also the ink will be able to communicate with hand held devices to let grocery stores know when cereals expire, incredible...colors and graphics already attract kids this new technology will drive them crazy... peep the vid

holla,
(4o)ur

Spreadin the Real: Sports stadiums screw you with prices

Here's concrete proof that these sports arenas and stadiums charge way too much for alcohol and screw you when you pay for the alcohol...peep this video from inebriated fans at the Seattle Seahawks wildcard game (still can't believe the SeaChickens beat the Saints)...fuckas....

holla,
(4o)ur

Spreadin the Real Real: Ted Williams-Golden Voice Redemption

Just like the comeback and redemption of Michael Vick, here's another story of redemption I like ...The newest viral sensation Ted Williams was video'd on the street panhandling for money in exchange he would give you an announce with his incredible radio/narration voice...after the video spread he got offers galore from companies and teams (ie. Cleveland Cavs, they need something to get the fans in the arena i guess) and an interview on the Today show...i'm glad this dude got a break after all of his trials...peep the talent...

holla,
(4o)ur

Random Rant vol. 31: Do ATL rappers like jail?

It seems like if you are an artist (rappers more than R&B artists) in Atlanta you are destined to get locked up...to end the 2010 year T.I. goes back to jail for violating probation when he got caught with extasy pills in his pocket while driving his Bentley (why is he driving is my first question, if I had the cash money he has I wouldn't drive anywhere I'll have a driver on-call 24 hrs a day)...he was already locked up most of the year anyway and he got relocked up...

then Gucci Mane was locked up in 2010 and was bout to get locked up AGAIN before the end of 2010 for nearly takin' the charge for Waka Flocka's gun and weed in Waka's house...I guess Waka felt guilty and didn't wanna run from the 'fuzz' cuz he turned himself in at the beginning of 2011 for the charges..I just read instead of going to jail Gucci is in a mental institute or something like that...

then the R&B artists from yesteryear and the present are also getting locked up...i don't think Lyfe Jennings is from Atlanta (but he was livin' there or rather his baby moms lives in the A), he gets locked up for outrunning the police in car chase after he kicked the door in to get at his baby moms while brandishing a gun...this might be his third strike but i'm not sure...one thing i'm sure of is we won't hear anymore original songs from Mr. Jennings in the near future, life imitates art cuz he definitely is a Statistic (you see what I did there)...

then to round out the Atlanta correctional facility all-stars is T.I.'s wife Tiny formerly from the group, Xscape (from Atlanta)...she nearly got some time for having weed on her when Tip Harris (T.I. for those not in the know) got pulled over when driving his Bentley (refer to the top of the post for T.I.'s problem)...these mishaps are just in the last 3 months, its recent history!!!

All I know is the ATL music scene is about to be done because it seems all the music artists in the A are getting locked up constantly...damn, where's the Dungeon Family when you need em to spit some knowledge to the new generation (Big Boi's solo album is dope btw)...who's gonna be next in Brick Squad to get fed time? (brrr, hey, boww boww and all the other retarded adlibs) ...sad

holla,

(4o)ur