Tip of the week #2: Wash yo A**

I thought in my years on this Earth that certain things were commonplace and normal...you know things like covering your mouth when you cough, don't curse loudly around elderly folks, not pushing old folks in the street in front of moving cars, you know things like that....well there is one thing i thought was common but have discovered that its not...and that is washing your ass everyday...

i was taught at a very young age to wash your butt everyday regardless if you sweated (or swat, don't know what the past tense of sweat is)...i thought this is what everyone did but i figured out thats not true...some people actually go multiple days without putting not even a bubble of soap on their body...i'm a dude and i understand that you may slip up and not wash one day for some reason (gotta admit its happened before, not often though at all), but to conscientiously know you haven't washed in a day or two is plain, downright f'n filthy...

I listen to Howard Stern everyday and one of the people that works on the show, Richard Christie (very funny guy on the show) openly admits regularly that he won't wash for 3 to 4 days at a time (Monday he admitted he hasn't washed since Friday due to his gout)...he's also stated that when he was living in Florida in a storage unit (yeah you read right)years ago before living in New York, he wouldn't wash for 3 weeks at a time...all i'm sayin is for the sake of the people you work with, live with and walk past, please wash your ass everyday...

oh yeah, brush your teeth regularly also because your breath can also stink like yo funky rump...

holla,

(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: Jay Smooth speaks on beef

Once again one of my fav blogs on the 'net is Jay Smooth's illdoctrine vblog...check his take on the Jay-Z/50-Cent/Beanie Sigel beef...peep it

holla,
(4o)ur

Tip of the Week #1: Dudes stop being lame

In addition to my regular blog topics (Spreadin the real, random rants, stuff of hilarity, innovations, etc.), i'm adding a new topic...its gonna be entitled Tip of the week (catchy title ain't it, not really)...its almost like a mini rant with a lil advice...i gotta admit i'm not an advice giving guy but i gotta speak on certain situations when it seems like its common sense...

the first entry is, my fellow male counterparts PLEASE stop being so damn lame...i speak to females from time to time just to hear what come on lines they hear and how dudes approach them....i gotta say i see why most females reject dudes cuz as a whole we are stupid and lame as fuck...now, i don't have the so called 'game' that people associate with when it comes to trying to get a female...my only game is just to hold a conversation with them long enough so they know that i can form a complete sentence and don't sound like a complete dweeb...i really think this is all most females want is for a dude to hold a relevant conversation...

i hear bout dudes spittin wack-ass come on lines or tellin a female from the jump "I'll take you shopping" (she'll take the shopping spree but i guarantee she won't respect you) or in the 1st conversation start talking bout sex (only works with proven jumpoffs, skanks, skips or scalawags)...all i'm sayin just talk with some sense to a female and stop lookin like a lame-ass with your tight skinny jeans, fake hard acting, stupid game spittin, mohawk haircut ass (people get some originality and stop following people)

holla,

(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: Empire state of mind pt. 2

This is the sequel to one of my fav cuts from Blueprint 3 (Empire state of mind) appropriately titled Empire State of mind pt.2...this will be on Keys' new album...peep it quick cuz the youtube link already got taken down by Sony music...damn Alicia can sing her "tookus" (probably spelled wrong") off...peep it

holla,

(4o)ur

Random Rant vol. 21: I'm not a role model

"I'm not a role model...Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids"...these words couldn't be more true spoken by the outspoken NBA Hall of Famer, Charles Barkley...i know i haven't ranted in a while but i felt intrigued to spew out some random verbs and adjectives about celebrities and the pedestal we put them on...now this just doesn't not pertain just to actors, athletes and retarded "celebutantes like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian (even though Kim's backside is quite nice), i'm also talking about politicians and other elected officials...

When David Letterman's sex scandal was revealed, people from all around the country gave the opinions...some were saying "I can't believe Dave would have relations with his interns" or "Dave should be fired from CBS for these acts"...my opinion, my honest opinion- its i don't give a fudge (substitute for the f-bomb) and others shouldn't either...why are people upset when people you see on tv or print have a sex scandal or do something amoral? ...the thing people don't realize is that these celebrities are people too just like you or I...they have sexual urges,addictions and problems like us...just because you see them everyday on the boob tube doesn't mean they have some special ability to escape human emotions and feelings...

By now it should not amaze or surprise anyone when an elected official gets caught with a hooker, young intern or a South American beauty (shout out to Mark Sanford)...i say look at these public figures as people that do the same stupid ish that me and you do on a day to day basis...i say if they don't use taxpayers money and can perform the job they were elected to do then damn it...i thought it was stupid, silly and waste of time to try and impeach former Pres. Clinton...so what he got some 'facetime' in the white house...it didn't effect his work so why make a 'stink' about it...plus he was just the only president we knew about that had extra marital affairs (except for Kennedy), this went on all the time with other presidents and officials in the nation's capitial

and for all the people that say "if i were in that position i would never take advantage of my power", you're just sayin that cuz you are not in that position...lets look at a situation: You are a rich, powerful television exec that has young females hitting on you constantly. They are ready and willing to do whatever you want, all you have to do is ask...now i have some morals about myself but damn, eventually i may test the waters and see what its like...

All i'm sayin is don't be so quick to judge and don't hold these people to Ghandi standards of living when you're living a life that's not so morally correct...

also people with no talent that are on these reality shows are not celebrities and the top songs on the radio are hideous...have you heard this song "Fireflies" by Owl City, its f'n hideous, terrible and horrendous...my gawd, this is the softest, fairy-esque song i've ever heard (damn that was random)

holla,

(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: No Ceilings REAL mixtape

I guess i jumped the gun to early cuz the earlier link didn't have all the tracks...so i give you the correct full track mixtape...peep it

http://hotfile.com/dl/16389276/952097c/Lil_Wayne-No_Ceilings_(Final)-2009.rar.html