Stuff of hilarity: Pebbelz da model's monster

Now I like a big monster rump on a female just as well as the next man...you know something that pokes out from a females back that's round as a basketball...but this female is ridiculous (a not ridiculous in the good sense)...as you well know (or should know) just like females can get breast implants and augmentations, they can also get butt injections to get their butts bigger (i.e. Nicki Minaj, no hate at all tho)...look at this stupidness of Pebbelz da model ass, she already got injections and now it looks like she got more injections...peep the before and after and after pics before the vid (that shows the right now version of her)...

now here's the video

p.s. Ladies slow down on the butt injections, yall clearly don't know when to say when

holla,
(4o)ur

Stuff of hilarity: Mel Gibson's at it again

In this day in age of celebrity coverage basically nothing amazes me when it comes to celebrity antics...well Mel Gibson had another rant where he shows is racist personality...his girlfriend/baby moms recorded conversations between the two ever since she got rocked in the mouth by ol Mel knocking out a tooth or two...well the first video is the rant by Mel and the next video is a comedian talking about his rant...peep it...

the comedian


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(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: Hello Brooklyn video

The custom videos made by people are quite ill...this is one of the fan made videos i found for Jay-Z's 'Hello Brooklyn' track from the American Gangster album...nice stuff, peep it...

Jay Z - "Hello Brooklyn" from Greg Solenström on Vimeo.

holla,
(4o)ur

Innovations: Dyson Air Multiplier Fans

This is an ill design and concept from the company that revolutionized the vacuum cleaner...the design of these fans are ill, they don't have any blades on the fans...check the video...they are available now at dyson.com (pretty costly though)...peep it...




holla,
(4o)ur

Innovations: Microsoft Kinect

The Nintendo Wii has ushered in a new side of gaming when they came out with the remote...Sony will have their version, Playstation Move and now Microsoft will have their version with the Microsoft Kinect...the difference between Microsoft's technology and Sony & Nintendo's is there are no controllers...its motion sensor just goes off of your movement...this is ill, peep the video to see what I mean...(i'm a playstation guy but i might consider getting a 360 since this will be available and Microsoft will release a slim version of the 360 also. Plus i'm pissed that the PS3 40 gb version is not backward compatible to playing PS2 games, that doesn't even make sense. I don't know how i didn't know this especially since the PS3 has been out since '06. I tried to play Mortal Kombat: Armeggedon and couldn't play the shit)...peep it

holla,
(4o)ur

Random Rant vol. 26: People are A$%holes pt.2

Here's the 2nd installation of the people are assholes rant...with the developments of oil spill and the large oil company (BP) trying to fix the mess they could have prevented, brings me to the point that money creates larger assholes (A*$hole + Big money = Larger A#$hole)...We all know that money runs the world but I think we are getting to a point money controls every facet of our life...i read about how BP neglected aging equipment, pressured employees not to report problems and cut short or delayed inspections to reduce production costs...i understand that the point of a business is to make money but damn these oil companies are already making PROFITS in the BILLIONS of dollars...

the higher ups in the oil companies could give a F*$& about safety and environment (pertaining to if there's an oil spill it would ruin the ecosystem in the ocean therefore f'n up the food supply for seafood lovers)...they just care about the bottom line, profits!...i wanna make crazy amounts of money like the next man but if it comes at the expense of seriously hurting or killing people (workers have died on the oil rig and workers are having difficulty breathing trying to clean up the spill) then i don't want it...

which brings me to the next point, war...the people that fund and start wars are complete rhinoceros pizzel (quote from Coming to America, Semmi said it)...they don't start wars to protect the country or give people freedom from tyrannical governments, no they do it because you can make cold hard cash from wars...these f$&*ers could give 2 cents about how the people in war are living (this includes soldiers, soldiers families, civilians in the country of the war)...they just know they are going to make a millions and billions of dollars...this current Iraqi Freedom fiasco is now at a cost of a TRILLION dollars to taxpayers (damn I hate taxes [sales, car, luxury, food, alcohol. Surprisingly there's no tax on gas, interesting])... imagine the money war companies are making (Tony Stark would have made a killing this past decade if he were a real person)...fuck these dicks...

p.s. - We should get out of "Vietnam 2.0" (the current war we are in) because I've come to the conclusion that these middle eastern dudes will fight forever until the end of time and you can't win (they will kill themselves at will and raise their kids to do the same. How can you fight that!?)...also i don't think that that part of the world needs or wants a democratic, free will society like us so we should just leave em alone and cut our losses...

holla,

(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: Mortal Kombat movie redone

The trailer to this movie looks f'n incredible...i liked the first Mortal Kombat movie mainly because i'm a Mortal Kombat gamer and wanted to see the video game materialize to a live action movie...but now that I look at this trailer I realize that the movie should have been like this (the original movie is shit compared to this)...this looks crazy and I cannot wait til this comes out (either straight to DVD or silverscreen, tho it looks like this will hit the movie theatres)...good goobly goop peep it....

holla,
(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: Game and Cassidy = heavy bars

whenever i see lyrical talent i get excited...especially when i hear Cassidy spit somethin acapella...peep the skill of Game and Cassidy...pure talent

holla,
(4o)ur

Another Cleveland don't leave ad

This is simply amazing the attention LeBron's getting from these NBA cities (New York, Chicago and Cleveland)...i've never seen this much fan press to get a player to play for their city...I root for the underdog in some situations and this is definitely one of those situations...the city of Cleveland needs LeBron like Detroit needs a boost in car production factories...i hope he stays in Cleveland for the city's economy, hell for entire state of Ohio...

holla,
(4o)ur

Tip of the Week #11: Don't aggravate restaurant workers

This is a tip that is beneficial to your health well-being...when you go to a fast food spot, family restaurant, mom and pop restaurant refrain from complaining incessantly about the food...now i understand if they messed up your order completely and you want the waitress, drive-thru attendant or cashier to fix the order...don't give them a nasty attitude and complain that you're order is not what you wanted...there's a way to be respectful so they can give you what you want

...i say be respectful and show a little decorum because i always fear and think that those dudes in the back preparing your meal may get ticked off because the food keeps coming back and might do vile things to your food...you know like spit in it, drop it on the floor, shit it in it, drop bird poop in your salad, piss in your lemonade, you know stuff like that...just kindly ask the waiter/waitress to give you what you requested instead of giving attitude...(i don't even like to eat with people who complain about their food all the time to the waiters cuz i think they might f- up my food. Just wait til my food comes to the table then you can complain all you want)

and for godsakes sometimes it ain't that hard to just take the pickles off of your burger if you didn't want them, instead of sending it back for them to take off 3 pickles

holla,

(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: Drake and The Cool Kids are...

We are now in the middle of '10 and approaching the beginning of the summer album releases....most anticipated for the summer of '10: Drake - Thank me later, The Roots - How I

got over, Nicki Minaj's release and The Game - R.E.D. album (don't expect anytime soon since Interscope pushed the album back indefinitely)...well Drake's album Thank me later as already leaked 15 days before its official release and I must say that its well worth the wait (since '09 when "So Far Gone" mixtape dropped)...the album is definitely solid, its an album you can listen to without skipping any tracks...

All the tracks are original, fresh and entertaining...I noticed the hate on Drake (on the 'net and in the streets) and I don't see why because he can actually rap with thought provoking, insightful lyrics...then to add he can actually carry a note without using autotunes over creative beats...another piece of music to check for is The Cool Kids latest mixtape venture with Los Angeles Leakers named Tacklebox....

the tacklebox has all new tracks with that old school 80's feel while Mikey Rocks and Chuck Inglish spit their fashion riddled, sports reference raps...definitely download this mixtape (this 'tape gave me some satisfaction because i was saddened by the release of Young Jeezy - Trap or Die II. Trap or Die II seemed too redundant [beats sounded similar] though some tracks are good) ...so go download or buy Drake's album (on June 15th) and d'load the Cool Kids mixtape....

p.s. - Wiz Khalifa's OJ and Kush mixtape is worth a listen or two also

holla,

(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: 5'8" baller serves up a facial

Just check the hops on this kid who's 5'8" serving a facial (Marv Albert voice) to this 6'8" cat...definite posterization, i feel for the 6 footer get yammed on by a guy who's a foot shorter than he is...peep it

holla,
(4o)ur

Stuff of hilarity: The Rock on Cleveland

Since I'm on the LeBron, Cleveland subject...I might as well bring out the classic gem from an era when the present Dwayne Johnson was known to the world simply as The Rock...Joakim Noah bashed the city of Cleveland for being boring and basically shitty and it looks like The Rock had the same sentiment for Cleveland back in the 90's...peep the hilarity (damn WWE was funny and entertaining as all get out in the late 90's with DX, The Rock, Stone Cold, Jeff Jarrett, Y2J, etc.)...

holla,
(4o)ur

Stuff of hilarity: Cleveland NEEDS LeBron

With all the LeBron hype of where will he play next year, the personalities from the city of Cleveland decided to record and make a video to persuade the Akron Hammer (nickname for LeBron givin by Colin and Michelle Beedle from SportsNation on ESPN) to stay in Cleveland...damn they want him to stay bad and in my opinion need him to stay just to keep the Cleveland sports landscape relevant (the Browns stink & the Indians are mediocre)...peep the vid

EMBED-We Are Lebron Video - Watch more free videos

here's another video for kicks and giggles...(check at :30 mark)



holla,
(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: Beyonce - Why Don’t You Love Me video

I like to see when a video has some creativity and uses old elements to create some new ish...here's the video to "Why don't you love me" (i think its a bonus cut from the Sasha Fierce album)...Beyonce has like 5 videos from that one album, good gawd she puts in crazy work not to mention the videos she's done with Lady Gaga...Jay-Z you fortunate, lucky bastard...peep it...



here's the inspiration for the video


holla,
(4o)ur

Tip of the Week #10: A little cologne/perfume is enough

This little tidbit tip goes out to broheims and the ladies...When you wear your cologne/perfume remember less is better...there is no need to spray cologne on your shirt 5 times while spraying twice on your wrists while spraying twice on your neck...there is absolutely no need to bathe in your fragrance...just know that after 3 sprays the refreshing smell starts to smell like revolting sinus clearing funk...the point of cologne/perfume is to have a scent not to have a smell that's a part of you...

Don't you hate when some old lady is wearing the worst old school perfume like Stetson (or some other gawd-awful fragrance)...and they have so much on that when they pass you in the hallway you're still smelling it 5 minutes after they left you...too much cologne/perfume does not give off the lasting impression that is pleasantly memorable...just remember 3 sprays or dabs is enough...trust me that girl or guy your trying to attract will smell you...

...btw i still have a bottle of Curve for men that was purchased for me 7 yrs ago because i don't wallow in cologne when i put it on...

holla,

(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: Ciara ft. Ludacris - Ride it

Glad to see Ciara go back to the type of music that moved the clubs, banged in the systems and showed Luda's skill (like the Go track she did with Ludacris)...peep the talented dancing of Ciara...peep it...

holla,
(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: illdoctrine on T-Pain's arrogance of ignorance

Once again i must post a vid from one of my fav blogs on the internet, nildoctrine (formerly illdoctrine)...J Smooth goes in on T-Pain's political stand and his arrogant ignorance towards politics...just watch and you will see what I mean...

btw this is the 1st post i've posted in a week...i felt like I was fairly persistent and consistent with updating the blog but I noticed I'm not...i really don't see how people can update their blog everyday with useful content...its a talent and very diligent work ethic that I don't have when it comes to updating my computer content (shout out to 2dopeboyz cuz they update their blog with new content it seems every 4 minutes and T.O. Polk)...peep the video though...

holla,
(4o)ur

Random Rant vol. 25: Bad rap in public

You know sometimes when a comedian gets on stage and they go through their set and it's a complete bomb....you know when none of the jokes are funny, no one is laughin' and you can sense that the comedian is diggin deep to get the audience to at least chuckle...i don't know bout yall but I get a feeling that I feel bad and embarrassed for the poor soul..it's a weird feeling...i get that same feeling when I see people who rap horribly (either a real rapper or a person joking around) in public...

^^^This demonstrates my point. Damn this is bad and hilarious all at the same time (Jamie Foxx is a fool).

I don't know what it is but it hurts my soul when I see an old white dude on a news station or something start to rap in a joking fashion...its soooo bad to the point where I feel embarrassed for the dude even if he doesn't feel bad about himself...when I used to watch 106 & Park's Freestyle Friday (back in early 2000's when it was a little tolerable to watch. When Jin and Poster Boy was killing it) and a weak rapper would spit and was terrible, I really felt bad for the dude like damn I know your boys are clowning you...

I must give a tip pertaining to this subject...please people if you have no rhythm or don't listen to hip hop regularly or you think Yung Joc's "Its goin down" is new music (that's so 4 years ago [Valley girl impression]), don't rap in public for your own dignity...its sounds worse than people trying to sing whom are terrible because because because........well just because it just sounds bad...here's a video to explain what I mean...

just horrible....

holla,
(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: The Little Brother conclusion

I hate to see this again in hip hop (and any other genre for that matter), a great group breaks up on bad terms...Peep how Phonte tells the story of the break up of LB back in '07...sad day for me but i'm glad the LB album leaked today...damn though peep it...

Phonte speaks on Little Brother/9th Wonder from Phonte Coleman on Vimeo.

holla,
(4o)ur

Stuff of hilarity: 'Melo-in out

I don't know why this is so funny to me but it is...check out Carmelo 'campin' out in the lane while everyone else continues to ball...then check out what the announcer says...this is hilarious to me (i know i know i'm retarded)

holla,
(4o)ur

Stuff of hilarity: What the feezi?

Just look at this absurd video of how you can use a magazine to defend your fold up chair...hilariously stupid...peep it



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(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: this guy's incredible

Just look at this dudes athleticism, skill, talent and dedication...just peep it



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(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: Sean P on DJ Enuff show freestyle

I was a Duck Down Records fan since the 90's (Heltah Skeltah, OGC - Da Storm album was ill, Duck Down compilation album was ill)...still a fan of Duck Down (especially since they signed Skyzoo, btw The Salvation album is nice) but my favorite mc outta the entire label is clearly Sean Price aka Sean P aka Ruck from Heltah Skeltah...peep the freestyle he did on DJ Enuff's online radio show...i love that raw, say whatever not made for radio hip hop...

holla,
(4o)ur

Innovations: Saab Aero X

Look at this concept car from Saab...ill design..

holla,

(4o)ur

Stuff of hilarity: Stephen the grown up baby bitch

Look at this kid act like a complete little 5 year old baby when he doesn't get the gift he wanted...pure hilarity, the kid filming it is funny...peep it



holla,
(4o)ur

Stuff of hilarity: Its magic?!

I'm not even going to comment on this...just peep the hilarity about the female area....peep it



holla,
(4o)ur

Random Rant vol. 24: People are A$%holes pt.1

This is a rant that's been brewing for a while...its been brewing so long that I know that this will have to be broken up into several parts, so I present to you part 1...When I say people are assholes I not only mean people in the contiguous North American continent, I mean across the entire world...I think communists and dictatorship countries are assholes...the people that run these types of governments just control and tell people how to live, what to do and how they should think...now I must admit people in large groups are simple and most of the time stupid people but that does not give one person or small group of individuals the right to have total (or damn near total) authority of their lives...

for example in China they control the content you can view on the internet...its not like they are monitoring and condemning people from viewing dangerous terrorist content, you can't view adult entertainment there....so dictatorships and communists government officials are assholes...

another asshole is this lady I heard about in the news a few months back...A woman was out with her friends and she met a guy then left the club (or bar) with him...self-conscience about what her friends were thinking and saying about her leaving them behind for some late night love, the woman later accuses the guy of rape...this innocent man was sent up to the 'big house' for 4 years...after 4 years of imprisonment the woman finally admitted that she lied and he was released from prison...this woman is a complete asshole and should be sent up for at least 10 years...

why she's a asshole is because she blamed a innocent man of a heinous crime that no matter if he is innocent he's still looked at as a rapist (some people still refer to Kobe Bryant as a racist and he was completely innocent)...then he lost 4 years of his life he will never get back...my definition of a asshole is as follows: 1) being a complete jerk for no good, specific, logical reason 2) being a jerkoff for personal gain or 3) to be difficult simply for the fact for being difficult...so Communists, Dictators and this vile woman fit the definition...

part 2 coming later (its so many A-holes, its insane)

holla,

(4o)ur

Innovations: Playstation Move

I don't know why I had NO clue Sony was creating a motion controller (like the Nintendo Wii's controller)...it actually was show last year in June but i still had no clue til i read the article about EA releasing Tiger Woods '11 (i heard there will be another golfer on the front of the cover, Tiger might not even be on it) and they said it will incorporate the Sony Playstation Move controller when it releases in June '10...it looks like according to the demo that Sony had at E3, it is better technically the Nintendo Wii's controller...just peep the vid and be amazed....

holla,
(4o)ur

Stuff of hilarity: MacGruber

i don't watch Saturday Night Live that much (to be honest never) but the only skit I can recall that is a funny on-going skit is MacGruber...well SNL has made this into a movie (didn't even know this was in the works)...peep it...

holla,
(4o)ur

I'm a MC: Jay Electronica

Jay Electronica's birth and homeplace is New Orleans, Louisiana...he got his first big break in the hip hop industry by producing "Queens get the money" on Nas' Untitled album...he is known mainly in the underground and internet circles for his intricate rhymes and original flow on J.Dilla tracks and new Just Blaze cuts...Jay's most known tracks are Exhibit A and Exhibit C both produced by Just Blaze are heavily acclaimed and praised by underground circles...

Jay has never dropped an official album and only 1 official mixtape titled "Act 1: Eternal Sunshine (The Pledge)"...the mixtape consisted of 15 minutes of music broken down into 4 parts......Act 2 was supposed to be released in '08 but was pushed back to '09 and still not released...fans are still waiting on Act 2 in 2010 and can only get bits and pieces of new music from the unique MC...he has been featured on the Reflection Eternal's "Just begun" featuring J.Cole & Mos Def recently

to view a sample of new music that's supposed to drop peep http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cA010JeecE ... look across the internet to download custom mixtapes that contains various mixtapes from NO's own like Style Wars EP (2004) and Reeltalkblog.com Presents The Jay Electronica Project (2010)...

holla,

(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: illdoctrine's new vblog post

I'm constantly entertained and enlightened everytime J Smooth drops a video...once again he speaks absolute truth and i agree with him completely...peep it and be entertained...

holla,
(4o)ur

Stuff of hilarity: Lil Kim cotdamn!!!!

I haven't posted anything in a while but imma start posting again and here's the first of many...i'm not even gonna talk about these pics, i will let the pics do all the speaking...all i gotta say is DAMN! Lil Kim what the f**k happened to you...who is tellin you you look remotely good...you look like Sammy Sosa's cousin...just look and be amazed...jeez louise!!!!

holla,
(4o)ur

Stuff of hilarity: Palin is a retard

You can tell its a slow work day for me cuz this is the 4th post today...but i wanted to share some hilarity from the Colbert Report about Palin...damn she's simple

The Colbert Report	Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Sarah Palin Uses a Hand-O-Prompter
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Skate Expectations

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(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: Waka on mARCandE's blog

I've gotta admit after listening to this interview I have gained a little more respect for Mr. Flame aka Fuzzy Bear bka Waka Flocka Flame...he was completely 100 with what he was sayin about himself and is place in hip hop...cotdamn, O let's do it Hey!!!...peep it

holla,
(4o)ur

Tip of the week #9: He is not your friend!

This is a tip to females for all my dudes that try to tell their female (girlfriend, fiance or wife) about the dudes she claims is her really good friend...This is not to say that females and males cannot be friends but if a dude is texting and calling you fairly consistent then he's not only your friend ladies!...he is a dude that if you gave him the chance, he would f*** the brakes off of your hoo hah (hoo hah is slang for vagina)...he can be nice and seem like the best friend ever but don't get fooled, he 'wants' you...

to my fellas if you're not skeptical of that male friend that always texts and calls your girl who is not gay, be skeptical...cuz you should already know he is campaigning for that hoo hah...put your foot down and let it be known that is not acceptable (i almost sound like Ike with the last line)...

holla,

(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: Freeway and Jake One

In 2010 we have our first surprise album which is Freeway and Jake One's - The Stimulus Package...a very surprising solid album like Freeway's 2nd album (Free at last)...the beats are ill and Philly Freezer lyrics are always up to par (check the track 5 Never gonna change, lyrics are crazy but the beat is ridiculous)...

be sure to pick it up from Best Buy or whatever or d'load from the 'net (though i'm sayin support the artist and buy a copy...shout out to Eric [my blood bro] cuz he still supports artists by purchasing albums)...peep the album tho...

holla,

(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: The Boondocks and ATHF!!!

To my delight The Boondocks will start season 3 on March 28th (i didn't even know this til i read 2dopeboyz.com's blog)...either way i'm excited that season 3 will finally get aired...also in cartoon news my other favorite cartoon geared towards adults Aqua Teen Hunger Force started their 7th season on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim Feb. 7th (already missed the 1st ep.)...I'm so behind with ATHF that i didn't even get vol. 5 and 6 dvds and they were released in '08 (ATHF DVDs might be the only DVDs i actually purchase from the store)...

holla,

(4o)ur

Tip of the Week #8: Don't chew with your mouth open

This tip of the week is again a cosmetic tip...i'm by no means an etiquette coach or teacher but rather a person that knows what is wrong to do around other people....for gawd's sake (that's the southern accent way to say God) when you're eating around mixed company chew your food with your cotdamn mouth closed...i understand if you're with your boys and yall just chillin but when you're around a female or your moms chew your food with your mouth closed...

the main reason i'm givin this tip is cuz when i'm around some females who chew with their mouth open it aggravates the piss outta me...not cuz its improper it because its annoying to hear someone smackin on their frappin' gums...plus you allow the chance that food can be ejected from your pie hole which is super filthy...to close this blog entry, just remember to close your freakin mouth when you chew your damn food...

p.s. - for some reason when people eat chips the crunching noise annoys me too...even when someone chews with their mouth close that noise still annoys me...amazingly it doesn't annoy me when i eat chips

holla,

(4o)ur

Black History Fact: 1st Black pres.

Last year i gave yall a little fact for Black History month speaking about the rocket scientist who invented the famous Super Soaker water gun (fun times back in the day with the Super Soaker)...this year I hafta acknowledge our current president, Barack Obama for being the 1st black president in the United States 200+ yr. history....

I was fortunate (and I was cold as a witch's tit) to be in Washington D.C. at the inauguration for President Obama in 2009...it was a momentous event and i'm glad to have pictures and videos of my mom and I at the event...so shout out to Barack Obama and family for becoming the 1st president and family in the White House...that's black history

holla,

(4o)ur

Tip of the Week #7: Note to creepers-Don't leave evidence

In this edition of 'Tip of the week' I will give a piece of advice on creepin' (ie - cheatin)...now this is sort of a bad thing to promote but if you're gonna do it do it right...take notes from Mr. Woods (Tiger that is)...the news came out recently that he initially got caught cheatin' from his cell phone text (damn Tiger was slippin' badly)...Elin (his wife) saw that he was textin' Rachel Uchitel on his regular phone...and we all know about the infamous voice mail and it may come out that he might have been emailing these chicks...

so the advice i give is, if you're gonna cheat don't leave ANY evidence behind...that means don't leave any digital trails...that includes emails, cell phone texts or voice mails on cell or land line phones...fellas, remember that females save everything...also note if you leave a voice mail, send a text or email that even if its deleted it is still available for retrieval...if your girl is a super sleuth she may contact the phone company to retrieve any text or voice mail...

so in summation don't write an email, send a text, leave a voice mail or even write down numbers and names on paper if you're trying to get loose on the sly tip...its just stupid to send a text or voicemail unless you wanna get caught...

holla,

(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: MLK Jr. Day 2010

In honor of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day (a day where i still have to go to work on, that's that ol' bulls**t!) i will post a vintage illdoctrine vblog post entitled "10 other things Martin Luther King said"...MLK was a highly intelligent guy and all of us should strive to gain his level of intelligence and compassion...with that in mind please donate/help the people in Haiti...peep the vid....



holla,
(4o)ur

I'm a MC: Joell Ortiz

Here's yet another blog topic to add to the others i have and it will be entitled "I'm a MC"... I'll post a pic of the hip hop artist and brief background of an ill master of ceremony on the mic...now that i've introduced you to the new topic here's Joell Ortiz...

Joell Ortiz, is a Puerto Rican rapper from Brooklyn, NY...He initially signed to Dr. Dre's Aftermath label but his official retail release "The Brick (Bodega Chronicles)" on Koch...in April of '08 he left the label (Aftermath) and joined the MC supergroup, Slaughterhouse (featuring Royce the 5'9", Joe Budden & Crooked I)...Slaughterhouse released the self-titled album in '09 and Ortiz released an official mixtape entitled "Road Kill" also in '09...his next official retail album is supposed to be release this year March 23 called "Free Agent" on E1 Music imprint...

get your mediafire and zshare search on to get the Joell Ortiz mixtapes and album

holla,
(4o)ur

Tip of the Week #6: Handle your alcohol

This is directed not only to girls but also to dudes...there is nothing worse when you're out in the bar, restaurant, club or house party and you have to deal with a drunk, out-of-control retard that doesn't know their limit...its even more aggravating when you have to 'babysit' someone that came with you to the event that's blistered...if you're over the age of 21 you should be able to know you're limit by that age...some (probably most) people started drinking well before the legal drinking age so you should know what you can & can't drink and how much you can & can't drink...

it makes no sense why you should be so drunk to the point of blacking out while walking if you're over 21...now for people younger than that i understand your ignorance with the alcohol consumption but older folks, as Ed Lover's famous youtube videos quote "C'mon son! Get the f#%* outta here with that bulls**t"...i don't get aggravated by damn near anything but this pisses me off when i have to deal with someone i don't know acting stupid as all hell or when i have to 'babysit' someone that should control their 'assholish' actions...Remember kiddies-HANDLE YOUR ALCOHOL...

btw, this tip almost sounded like a Random Rant...

holla,
(40)ur

Spreadin the real: Malice explains fantasy vs. real

This video is directly solely to those young boys (say it like you from Philly) that thinks everything a rapper raps about in on a song is 100% true...Malice explains that its just entertainment and fantasy and most of that shit ain't real (everybody with sense over the age of 23 should already know this)...just accept the music for what it is, entertainment and stop thinkin its the gospel from the artist...peep it and get informed youngins...uuugh...

Malice Video Blog 1 from Malice of the Clipse on Vimeo.

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Spreadin the real: Mos Def - History video (Creative Control Color Edit)

I have to admit, i've been listening to Mos Def - The Ecstatic album for a while and i've never listened to the "history" track with Talib Kweli...this is due the constant play i give track 3 entitled "Auditorium" with Slick Rick...i should have listened to the ENTIRE album but i didn't and missed out on some solid tracks...but anyway here's the re-edited video of History done by Coodie & Chike with additional work by Michael Sterling Eaton and Pure Studios in New York...peep it

Mos Def Feat. Talib Kweli-History (Creative Control Color Edit) from Creative Control on Vimeo.

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Spreadin the real: More Paul Mooney interview

Here's pt. 3 of the Davey D interview with Paul Mooney...enjoy the comedy...peep it...



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Random Rant vol. 23: The voice you hear when you read

This rant is so random to the point where its stupid....but anyway, i was reading Kanye West's small coffee table type book entitled "Thank You and You're Welcome" (interesting book with Ye's thoughts and ideas) and i was thinking 'what's the voice other people hear when they read'...the voice i hear is my own but not nearly as heavy as my real voice...but when i read some silly books like a Dr. Suess' book i hear a cheesy voiceover guy's voice (not nearly as good as the eternal Dan LaFointaine voice) rhyming...

i wonder if some people's voices they hear when they read are like the phone operator's voice when you dial a number incorrectly or a James Earl Jones voice or a elementary teacher's voice...maybe some people hear a inspiring voice that sounds like the voiceover guy that's on those self help tapes...

i know this rant is so off the wall but i was reading and thought this good to talk about...

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(4o)ur

Cheap promotion: new shirt is up

SPRAYED HAND SHIRT

Here's a shameless plug for a new shirt available for purchase (the sprayed hand shirt)...check it...get fresh, get clean, get official...

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(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: Paul Mooney interview

Perhaps one of my favorite comedians (Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Kevin Hart, DeRay and Cedric the Entertainer are my others) is Paul Mooney...the creative genius behind The Chappelle Show and The Richard Pryor Show, Paul Mooney is interviewed by Davey D...when you see the first video check out how ahead of their time they were with the skit about the black president...plus check out how similar Richard Pryor talks like Obama back in the 70's, crazy...peep it and be entertained...

pt. 2


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Spreadin the real: araabMUZIK on the MPC

araabMUZIK is one of Dipset's producers...my favorite era of Dipset was when Cam'Ron's first 2 albums dropped (S.D.E. was ill and that was the first time i heard a very young Juelz Santana who had a better flow and skill then than now in my opinion) to the first Diplomatic Immunity album...Dipset now is ok to me...but check out this dude's incredible skills on the MPC, ridiculous...peep it



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Spreadin the real: Jay-Z - on to the next one video

Check out this innovative video for the On to the next one track from Blueprint 3...i'm not gonna say much just peep the ill ish....

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Spreadin the real: Jay Electronica - Exhibit C

If yall don't know get to know now...Jay Electronica linked up with Just Blaze again, the MegatronDon to create another hip hop gem (Exhibit A is the other one, go dload it if you haven't already)...this track is on heavy rotation on the iPod, download it and recognize the New Orleans born MC's lyrics and Just Blaze genius production...peep it

http://usershare.net/4zzl7wdya4bg

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(4o)ur

Tip of the Week #5: Dudes stop sex-ting

This is another tip for dudes again...now i don't see anything wrong with women sexting (its kinda nice) but for dudes this is unacceptable...for 1) it looks kinda wack for a dude to send a picture of himself with his shirt off 2) you can get caught up sending compromising pictures of yourself to a woman...a female may clown you by showing her friends your pic by saying "look at this fool sending me a pic of his naked chest"...now you're the stupid guy that sends pics of himself to females...3) its kinda feminine

guys just don't 'sext'...also if you're creeping with another female, i would advise you to not send the female you are creeping with texts...believe me females save everything (pics, texts, voicemails)...sending texts will get you caught up, take note from Mr. Woods (Tiger that is)

support the anti-moist movement (word to King Flex, check out www.antimoist.com)

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(4o)ur

Stuff of hilarity: Black faces and computer technology = FAIL

Damn i guess black people can't catch a break on anything...we get racially profiled even by HP face recognition software for their webcam...lol...peep the vid to see what i'm talkin bout

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Stuff of hilarity: Dunking on a reindeer

Continuing with the MVPuppets commercials, Nike has a three part commercial with the reindeers vs. the King, Kris Kringle and the Black Mamba (that's Lebron, Santa Claus and Kobe for those that don't know)...i'm posting the 3rd of the 3 commercials...peep the hilarity

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10 things players don't do

Here to promote that dude Tariq Nasheed...listen to the "10 things players don't do" this can also be applied to 10 things a grown men don't do....peep the link

http://macklessonsradio.com/index/episode-217-10-things-players-don-t-do-

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Alaina Reed and Brittany Murphy R.I.P.

Alaina Reed died this weekend....in case yall didn't know she was Rose from 227 and she was on Sesame Street...i vaguely remember her from Sesame Street but i definitely remember her from 227 (did you know the stoop on 227 was the same set as Sesame Street)...and Brittany Murphy died from cardiac arrest...crazy she died (i heard she was a little crazy too)...also if you didn't know she was the voice of Luann from "King of the Hill"...RIP to both

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(4o)ur

Stuff of hilarity: Stephen Colbert and Alicia Keys

Here's the uber talented Alicia Keys performing "Empire State of Mind pt. 2" on The Colbert Report...Stephen Colbert is retarded as hell, lol...peep it and be amused...

The Colbert Report	Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Alicia Keys - Empire State of Mind (Part II) Broken Down
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor U.S. Speedskating

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Random Rant vol. 22: Financial Faith

This random rant is the continuation from the earlier teaser titled "Religious Scammers"...i'm gonna rant on a broader subject here though, basically money and religion...I can't stand people who use religion and faith for their financial gain...in my opinion they are just as despicable as Wall Street fat cats who take your money, thieves that break into your house and tarot card readers (wow, tarot card and hand reading is the greatest scam on Earth)...

the televangelists, faith healers and other religious predators pry on the weak and battered by claiming they have a special power from God above...my view is if you have these 'special powers' and you are ordained by God then why are you charging God's people for your talents...these individuals are taking advantage of people in need and older folks' savings and little money they have by telling them that they can be healed just by the touch of their hand or by a magic piece of cloth or blessed water...and then they tell them to 'donate' money to the church...Jesus didn't charge people for his miracles so why should a regular human feel like he should gain financially from their so-called miracles...

it just sickens me that people can take advantage of disadvantaged people like that without flinching...and another thing I'm not comfortable with are huge conglomerate churches...now my feeling about these mega churches may stem from me being raised in a small country church in South Carolina (shout out to St. John Baptist Church on Springhill Road)...

but I just see these churches as religious businesses (some churches are like franchises, a McDonald's of the Cloth per se)...if a pastor or minister can afford private jets, Bentleys, Rolls Royces and million dollar homes then I think something is wrong...how and why are they getting 7 figure salaries for spreading the Word of God when some of them don't even have a job...how can you profit that much from being a minister?...now I'm not saying that pastors and ministers cannot live comfortably but damn Creflo Dollar (its crazy his last name is Dollar. Is that is real name?) is making more money from the church than a rookie 3rd baseman for the Atlanta Braves

...i just see some of the religious higher ups using faith to uplift their bank account rather than uplift the spirits of people who really need help...that's all i'm sayin..

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(4o)ur

Tip of the Week #4: No shirtless pics on social networks

As sketchy as the above pic is, it just backs up my advice and that is "Dudes, no shirtless pics or half naked profile pics on Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, etc."...in my opinion I think it looks incredibly wack, lame and stupid for a dude to be in a mirror taking a picture of himself to post as a profile pic on a social network (damn that was a long run-on sentence)...its kinda feminine to be honest...that's what females do and they think its cute, but for a dude to do it looks retarded...

As a guy I don't wanna see your lame ass tryin to look sexy with your scrawny ass chest in your profile pic...this little tip also relates to my 1st tip of the week post which was "Dudes stop being lame"...it just looks like a desperate attempt at getting attention from other people (which is also a feminine characteristic) ...support the anti-moist movement and the new be-a-damn-man movement

this tip also applies to posting half naked videos of yourself on YouTube (btw that pic above is a still from Spectacular [i'm not calling him Sexy Spec', i'm a grown man] from the group Pretty Ricky when he did is strip tease on YouTube. Simply horrible)...just don't do it

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(4o)ur

Stuff of hilarity: Baby goin hard off Wacka

I absolutely dislike Wacka Flocka Flame basically cuz his name is Wacka Flocka Flame...plus the music is bad but this lil white kid is feelin his music and mean muggin hard...peep it and be amused...



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Skillz and the Hip Hop Confessions

I just discovered this web episode series entitled Hip Hop Confessions...Skillz is a beast on the mic and came up with a good idea by having hip hop's contributors confess something about themselves relating to Hip Hop...peep this latest episode number 3 but go to hiphopconfessions.com to see the previous eps...i got a confession (though its not heavily rooted in hip hop rather black culture), i have never seen The Color Purple in its entirety...i've only seen bits and pieces, i know its bad but its true...peep the vid...

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Souls of mischief talk about G.O.A.T.

discussing the greatest of all time referring to anything is always interesting...here's Souls of Mischief with their take in an entertaining video from Souls of Mischief...peep it

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(4o)ur

Tip of the Week #3: Stop saggin your skinny jeans

I think skinny jeans are the worst fashion trend for dudes since well, um, this is the worst of all time...to add insult to injury, there are dudes that have these skin tight jeans like a young female are saggin' them...guys, advice guide number 1: Don't purchase and wear skinny jeans...it looks feminine, it looks uncomfortable and it looks feminine...advice guide number 2: if you wear these god-forsaken jeans don't sag them...it looks retarded for a dude to wear skinny jeans and then sag them, what's the point...i thought the point of wearing your leggings that are made of denim is to have them so tight that you can barely breathe...it kinda defeats the point to sag them like your wearin baggy jeans (i guess this makes it easier for you to piss)...personally i need breathing room for the 'crotchular' area but to each's own...support the anti-moist movement (word to Tariq Nasheed, http://macklessonsradio.com/), no to skinny jeans, tight shirts and dudes gossiping like women

...and another thing, The Jonas Brothers can't sing worth a shit...i heard them sing on some talk show (ok it was Ellen, i was flipping through the channels) and they just sound awful, i mean god awful...i don't think i heard one note that was in tune...

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(4o)ur

Random Rant vol. 22 teaser: Religious scammers

I titled this random rant as a teaser because its 4 o'clock in the morning and i got a little pissed off at what i just viewed on the television...since i can't go to sleep but want to just rant a lil, tonite i'll just post a title to what i will most likely rant more extensively about tomorrow...i absolutely hate when people take advantage of people in need by using their weakness for financial profit....

what i'm talking about mainly are televangelists...i'm up in the wee hours of the night flippin channels and come across a televangelist on BET saying 'get your free prayer cloth' ...now you know its not free because once you call the number to get it they are probably gonna ask you for a donation...its despicable that people in high religious positions make people "donate" money to them for a blessing by saying a cloth or water or some other object will grant them the blessing...i will rant later about this cuz i need to take my butt to sleep....

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Spreadin the real: Steve Harvey droppin some jewels

Just wanted to post a vid about some true to life ish....finally a older head not blamin the ills of society on the hip hop culture...peep it

btw DJ Vlad TV can have bad journalistic values, meaning he can post untruthful ish on his site and post it as truth often...then he'll post a retraction, but he can have some entertaining stuff on his site though

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(4o)ur

Innovations: ActiFry, a deep fryer

This fryer from T-Fal named ActiFry, can fry 2lbs. of fries with 1 tbsp of oil...i need this bad cuz i love fries and don't like how they taste baking in the oven...this is good cuz its reliable and healthy (1 tbsp of oil)...i don't know bout the price tag though, 300 beans...damn, plus they sell this only in Canada according to the website (http://www.nutritious-delicious.ca/NutritiousDelicious/en/product_actifry.htm) ...

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(40)ur