Stuff of hilarity: Double Entendres and Clueless women anchors

This is pure hilarity...the men anchors are laughing at the double entendres in the conversation while the women are clueless to the hilarity of the convo and its double meanings...I can't believe they don't get it especially after the last comment the anchor on the right makes...peep the hilarity...

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(4o)ur

Random Rant vol. 35: Randomly rantin'

WARNING: I WILL BE LACING THIS POST WITH FOUL, OBSCENE LANGUAGE

This rant is not about one specific thought its just me blurtin' thoughts out...at my age i've fully figured out who I am and I'm totally comfortable with that...i have shortcomings that I've embraced and realize is a part of me...like I don't show emotions, I don't like to talk about my feelings to anyone nor show emotion...bout the only emotion I show often is happiness through laughter...I guess I still have some 'caveman' qualities or turn of the century man ideologies of showing emotion as a man is a sign of weakness...these emo dudes out here in my opinion favor women rather than men (soft lil bastards)...

I don't like being pressured or persuaded into anything I really DON'T wanna do...i don't like when a sales assistant in a clothing store tries to sell me clothes...or a car salesman tries to sell me a car...or those annoying fucks in the vendors in the mall hallways try to sell me some hand cream BS or when someone tries to convince me or corner me into a situation to get what they want...its so cotdamn aggravating

here in the U.S. some holidays are discouraging and cumbersome...like Valentine's Day, Thanksgiving and Christmas...2 of the 3 holidays i mentioned are supposed to be joyous occasions with friends and family...but for me the past 5 years has been aggravation and mentally draining...having to worry about gifts, if I have enough money for gifts, where I'm going for the holidays, who i'm spending the holidays with, the cold weather, the traffic and the people that cause the traffic...by Dec. 5 I can't wait to celebrate New Years because I wouldn't have to think and deal with this 'gobdy gook' (gobdy gook means 'shit' in PG rated terms)...Valentine's Day is just annoying in every single way (damn i'm like the Valentine's Day Grinch)

fuck the recession, fuck my job, fuck college education (only because it drains people's bank account paying high tuition), damn Sallie Mae and damn these high ass gas prices...10 dollars won't even get me 3 gallons of gas, ugh...

Tosh.0 is a funny show, if you haven't seen it watch it...his commentary about viral videos from the 'net is offensive and hilarious...and i wish Chappelle's Show had a full 3rd season (greatest skit show of the 21st century)...hard to believe its been 5 years since the last episode

and facebook is straight but i'm starting to get bothered that people know so much about me (my relationship status, what i did the night before, who i was with)..i'm really considering just not fuckin with it anymore...

Dudes if you wear skinny or super slim jeans, how is it comfortable for your nuts to breathe?...if I wear dress pants that feel a lil too snug I get incredibly uncomfortable...can't really understand dudes in skinny jeans, seems a lil feminine...

holla,

(4o)ur

Random Rant vol. 34 - Everybody wanna be black but nobody wanna be black

Paraphrased words from the legendary comedian Paul Mooney (one of my all time fav comedians) are still oh so true in the 21st century...the actual phrase Paul Mooney said was "Everybody wanna be a nigga but nobody wanna be a nigga"...this simply means everyone wants to use ideas, styles and the demeanor of black people's culture but nobody actually wants to be black...I think this applies not only to non-black people but even black people (in the literal sense of not wanting to be black)....i don't know if its the lighting or make up (most likely neither) but I'm starting to notice a lot of black entertainers lightening up (M. Jackson style)....below is a picture of Lil Kim in the 90's and now

besides from the hideous plastic surgery jobs that mangled her face and body, notice the blotchy skin around the eyes...Lil Kim is clearly lightening her skin to appear white (i remember when I had a dream I was 'gettin loose' with Lil Kim [Kim from "How many licks" video] and woke up thinking it really happened. Damn Kim, we want that ol Kim back)...now even though Sammy Sosa is not black he's still a man of color (and in some people's eyes he is considered black since his skin is dark) and he's clearly bleaching his skin, look below at his before and now

what the hell Sammy...and he's telling the media that he has a skin disease, I highly doubt that...and here's the latest pic of a black celeb that looks damn near white....

that's Beyonce, now I know she isn't as dark as Sheryl Underwood (black comedienne, google her) but I know she isn't this light...what's really goin' on with black celebs not wanting to have their natural, nice dark or slightly dark skin tone...

when I refer to black people i'm specifically talking about African-Americans (i personally like the term Negro, it sounds powerful)...the African-American culture is one the most borrowed from cultures in all of the world...from the original music, everyday used innovations & inventions, food, slang vernacular, overall 'swag' (don't like using that term because its sooooo overused) and body type (every female now has or wants an ass rather its artificial or natural. Even females want full lips by using botox or surgery) every other culture has borrowed it...but on the flip side of it African-Americans are still the most 'shit' on culture in all of the world...Africans don't want be grouped in with African-Americans, in the U.S. all the other races (non-white) look down on us and some people still think we are the bottom feeders of a North American society...its rather sad

all i'm saying is be proud to be black don't be ashamed...yeah I eat fried chicken, I like watermelon, I want my food spicy, like loud music and like women who are not a size 0...you don't see Italians being ashamed of eating pasta (they are ashamed of 'MTV's Jersey Shore' though) or Asians being ashamed of eating rice...embrace your culture and looks, in the words of James Brown "Say it loud, I'M BLACK AND I'M PROUD"

p.s. - Represent Black History Month, learn at least one new thing for the month

holla,

(4o)ur

Stuff of hilarity (throwback) - model falls twice

I know you've seen this video of the model falling twice on the runway, then i know you've probably seen the video of a newscast playing the video and the anchormen laughing hard at the model falling...well i wanna post this oldie but goodie for your laughing pleasure...peep it...



p.s. - damn 3 blog posts in the first 1 1/2 hours at work, i need to do some work...

holla,
(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: The Blake show in Toronto

Reggie Evans who was inactive Sunday night (2.13.10) for Toronto when they played the Clippers had a comment stating Blake Griffin isn't someone I would go see and I don't know why there's all this hype (i'm paraphrasing)...basically he's showing his hatin' colors because you can clearly see why he's a fan favorite and why people pay money to see him...peep the new highlight of Mr. Griffin (in a road loss)...

p.s. - damn it seems like I'm a Blake Griffin superfan and a 'stan'...can't help it tho, dude is a human highlight film (shout out to the original human highlight film, Dominique Wilkins)..

holla,
(4o)ur

Stuff of hilarity: Boxing entrance great, boxing skills terrible

I'm not going to say too much but just watch the boisterous (terrible) dancing entrance and hilarious exit to this boxer...peep it

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(4o)ur

Spreadin the Real: Trick shots from a quarterback

Many you have already seen the basketball trick shot videos from the dudes in Texas (i forgot the name the go by)...here's a new twist on the trick shot vids...UConn Sophomore quaterback Johnny McEntee has never thrown a pass in game yet but did this video to show off his accuracy...i don't care if it took him 3 days to 1 week to shoot this vid, its an incredibly impressive show of throwing skill...if he's this accurate with pads on with D-linemen coming at him, he will destroy the Big East opposition (when he gets the playing time)....peep the insanity...

holla,
(4o)ur

Innovations: MIDI pro adapter for Rock Band

On the heels of the annoucement of Activision disbanding the Guitar Hero division in the company (no more Guitar Hero releases and possibly DJ Hero is going to stop because they are going to lay off people in the DJ Hero division like the did in the Guitar Hero division. The sales were declining also for Guitar Hero), Rock Band is continuing to strive...Mad Catz, the well known 3rd party hardware company released a MIDI pro adapter for the Rock Band...this basically means if you already on a keyboard or guitar with a MIDI connection (as most do) you can play the instrument you already own for Rock Band...this is a great hardware piece...peep the article:

Talk about just in time. With merely weeks to go before Mr. Claus makes his wintry journey 'round the globe, Mad Catz has decided to finally ship a peripheral that was introducedway back in June. Without a doubt, the MIDI Pro adapter is one of the more intriguing music game accessories to hit the open market, enabling Rock Band 3 owners to use mostMIDI keyboards and drum sets with the title. The box is shipping as we speak for Sony's PS3 and Nintendo's Wii, and the Xbox 360 variant should be headed to Best Buy in the coming hours. If you'll recall, this guy's also designed to work with the forthcoming Rock Band 3 Squier guitar / controller, and it even features a velocity sensitive adjustment for MIDI drums designed to reduce cross-talk during play. At $39.99, it's a no-brainer for those who already own a MIDI instrument or two, but we just might be more excited about the hacking possibilities than anything else. DIYers, get at it!

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(4o)ur

Innovations: Doctor's using phones to ultrasound?

Peep this article about in the future doctor's may be able to give ultrasounds to preggers with their phone...incredible...

Kit Eaton - FastCompany — MobiUS is a simple medical ultrasound imaging system like many others—but it has one rather astonishing plus: All you need is the wand, some gel, and a smartphone.

Mobisante is the firm behind the new technology, and it's just announced that the MobiUS has received FDA approval for use in the U.S. MobiUS is, according to its makers, the "world's first" smartphone-based commercial ultrasound imaging system, offering a degree of portability rarely seen before for this type of non-invasive medical imaging. It's also much more affordable than traditional ultrasound systems, which typically take up a whole roller-tray of space in doctor's offices. And, while they do offer more precise tools and a larger viewscreen, traditional models seem to rely on dedicated hardware that costs more to produce and run than a simple smartphone.

MobiUS, in contrast, is small enough to slip into a bag, and thanks to the Wi-Fi and cell phone services offered by the Windows Mobile system in the accompanying smartphone, it's actually easier to share digital images with other clinicians for consults, and with the parents of unborn babies. The size, simplicity, and portability of the device is key for Mobisante's plans to boost the powers of rural and remote medical professionals, who may suffer from limited resources, and it's exactly the kind of device that could provide useful medical data in an emergency situation far from the coziness of the ER or ob-gyn unit.

Considering that the FDA also just approved its first iPhone app, MobileMIM (designed to help doctors view and assess diagnostic imagery in rich interactive ways not possible with printouts), it seems the smartphone—and its larger cousin the tablet—will be a more standard feature of your doctor's medical toolset in the future. It also seems the FDA is moving to regulate the scene, which is a vital move considering the wealth of non-approved medical apps that are already available on the market.

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(4o)ur

Stuff of hilarity: once again its pebblz retardedness

you know my view about her retarded butt (its called a butt because butts are worse than ass. Ass is good, Butt is bad)...look at that new pic above of her out of control butt...stupid

now here's a pic of great big ass...thing of perfection^^

holla,

(4o)ur

Random Rant vol. 33: LeBron was Cleveland's economy

At the time I'm writing this rant on Monday, February 7, 2011 the Cleveland Cavs have set an NBA record for consecutive losses in a season at 24...before July 2010 the only, I'm mean the ONLY thing the city of Cleveland had goin for them was LeBron James and the Cavs...the economy stinks, the jobs in the area are either gone or left for another city, all of the sports teams suck (Indians worst in the division and since the Browns returned they haven't had a decent steady QB and only 1 playoff appearance since '99)

when the Cavs drafted LeBron the city had hope...during his tenure in Cleveland he recorded 2 back to back 60 win seasons, took em to a Finals (got swept though) and made the team watchable and competitive...then doomsday happened when he decided to "take his talents to South Beach"...I totally understand why the fans were crying, sobbing, mad at him while burning his jersey...its because they knew he was the only shining light in the entire city...Joakim Noah was prolly telling the truth when he said there's nothing to do in Cleveland, I just stay in my hotel room (i'm paraphrasing)...LeBron was the factor that was keeping businesses and restaurants afloat...people came out to 'Witness' LeBron and when they were out they spent money therefore progressing the economy in the city

Dan Gilbert (owner of the Cavs) knew his team was going to be bad (prolly didn't know they were going to be this HOOORRIBBLE [in my worst Charles Barkley impression]) after Bron Bron left...that was the reason he wrote that scathing email about LeBron and stupidly said the Cavs will win a championship before LeBron does...I feel bad for Cavs fans and Cleveland inhabitants because its seems they have no glimmer of hope...reminds me of this video

so my words to Cleveland are keep hope alive and pray that you get lucky enough to draft another super talent in the draft in the next 5 years...cuz the way its looking this losing streak may get extended to 30 games...DAMN!

p.s. - I hope Cleveland doesn't end up like these pics of Detroit (and these are abondoned churches! There isn't even hope in God's house in D-Town)...

holla,

(4o)ur

Spreadin the Real: 2 Wale vids

One of the illest and freshest out, Wale...here's two new vids from his latest mixtape "More about nothing" mixtape (download it here)...peep the vids (The MC x The Break up song)...



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p.s. - damn i need to do some work at work...i'm bloggin like I have free time

holla,
(4o)ur

Spreadin the Real: Diddy-Dirty Money video

I gotta admit one of my guilty pleasures is listening to Diddy-Dirty Money - Last Train to Paris album...the album very much has that club music vibe (not that european/house/fist pump/repetitive club music that every North American pop artists has now, even Usher has 5 or more songs like these, DAMN!) but i like to listen to it often...hopefully Diddy will come out with another album with Dirty Money and not jerk em like he's done EVERY artist on Bad Boy (fat chance though) ....here's the video to one of fav cuts off the album "I hate that you love me"...peep it...

holla,
(4o)ur

Spreadin the Real: Blake does it again

This dude better be in the All-Star game...i don't care if he is on a bad team, dude puts up numbers, great player and he's the new "human highlight film"...peep the new posterization of an opponent (even though they lost to Chicago)...

holla,
(4o)ur

Spreadin the Real: Game - Purp and Patron mixtape

This year of 2011 is still fairly new so this next proclamation might sound a little too early...but The Game's "Purp and Patron" mixtape is the best of 2011 (so far)...the original dj version is good but I like the No DJ version (since there are no drops from Skee and Funk Flex)...about every song is hard and you can really tell Game put all of his heart and effort into it...according to Game's latest interview, he spent 40K making the mixtape and so far since its recent release it has 1 million downloads...I gotta say this is his most solid release since his 2nd album "Doctor's Advocate" (one of my fav albums of the 2000's)...so with that said download it here ....and peep the interview by Rolling Stone with Game about the mixtape here

holla,

(4o)ur

Spreadin the Real: Lupe Fiasco - Words I never said

Been waiting on this track since I heard the verse he spit at a conference...here's the youtube video of the song (audio only) that probably will taken down in a couple of days...the track just released today Feb. 1, 2011...peep the words in the song

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(4o)ur