I thought in my years on this Earth that certain things were commonplace and normal...you know things like covering your mouth when you cough, don't curse loudly around elderly folks, not pushing old folks in the street in front of moving cars, you know things like that....well there is one thing i thought was common but have discovered that its not...and that is washing your ass everyday...i was taught at a very young age to wash your butt everyday regardless if you sweated (or swat, don't know what the past tense of sweat is)...i thought this is what everyone did but i figured out thats not true...some people actually go multiple days without putting not even a bubble of soap on their body...i'm a dude and i understand that you may slip up and not wash one day for some reason (gotta admit its happened before, not often though at all), but to conscientiously know you haven't washed in a day or two is plain, downright f'n filthy...
I listen to Howard Stern everyday and one of the people that works on the show, Richard Christie (very funny guy on the show) openly admits regularly that he won't wash for 3 to 4 days at a time (Monday he admitted he hasn't washed since Friday due to his gout)...he's also stated that when he was living in Florida in a storage unit (yeah you read right)years ago before living in New York, he wouldn't wash for 3 weeks at a time...all i'm sayin is for the sake of the people you work with, live with and walk past, please wash your ass everyday...
oh yeah, brush your teeth regularly also because your breath can also stink like yo funky rump...
holla,
(4o)ur
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