Stuff of hilarity: Palin is a retard

You can tell its a slow work day for me cuz this is the 4th post today...but i wanted to share some hilarity from the Colbert Report about Palin...damn she's simple

The Colbert Report	Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Sarah Palin Uses a Hand-O-Prompter
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Skate Expectations

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(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: Waka on mARCandE's blog

I've gotta admit after listening to this interview I have gained a little more respect for Mr. Flame aka Fuzzy Bear bka Waka Flocka Flame...he was completely 100 with what he was sayin about himself and is place in hip hop...cotdamn, O let's do it Hey!!!...peep it

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(4o)ur

Tip of the week #9: He is not your friend!

This is a tip to females for all my dudes that try to tell their female (girlfriend, fiance or wife) about the dudes she claims is her really good friend...This is not to say that females and males cannot be friends but if a dude is texting and calling you fairly consistent then he's not only your friend ladies!...he is a dude that if you gave him the chance, he would f*** the brakes off of your hoo hah (hoo hah is slang for vagina)...he can be nice and seem like the best friend ever but don't get fooled, he 'wants' you...

to my fellas if you're not skeptical of that male friend that always texts and calls your girl who is not gay, be skeptical...cuz you should already know he is campaigning for that hoo hah...put your foot down and let it be known that is not acceptable (i almost sound like Ike with the last line)...

holla,

(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: Freeway and Jake One

In 2010 we have our first surprise album which is Freeway and Jake One's - The Stimulus Package...a very surprising solid album like Freeway's 2nd album (Free at last)...the beats are ill and Philly Freezer lyrics are always up to par (check the track 5 Never gonna change, lyrics are crazy but the beat is ridiculous)...

be sure to pick it up from Best Buy or whatever or d'load from the 'net (though i'm sayin support the artist and buy a copy...shout out to Eric [my blood bro] cuz he still supports artists by purchasing albums)...peep the album tho...

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(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: The Boondocks and ATHF!!!

To my delight The Boondocks will start season 3 on March 28th (i didn't even know this til i read 2dopeboyz.com's blog)...either way i'm excited that season 3 will finally get aired...also in cartoon news my other favorite cartoon geared towards adults Aqua Teen Hunger Force started their 7th season on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim Feb. 7th (already missed the 1st ep.)...I'm so behind with ATHF that i didn't even get vol. 5 and 6 dvds and they were released in '08 (ATHF DVDs might be the only DVDs i actually purchase from the store)...

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(4o)ur

Tip of the Week #8: Don't chew with your mouth open

This tip of the week is again a cosmetic tip...i'm by no means an etiquette coach or teacher but rather a person that knows what is wrong to do around other people....for gawd's sake (that's the southern accent way to say God) when you're eating around mixed company chew your food with your cotdamn mouth closed...i understand if you're with your boys and yall just chillin but when you're around a female or your moms chew your food with your mouth closed...

the main reason i'm givin this tip is cuz when i'm around some females who chew with their mouth open it aggravates the piss outta me...not cuz its improper it because its annoying to hear someone smackin on their frappin' gums...plus you allow the chance that food can be ejected from your pie hole which is super filthy...to close this blog entry, just remember to close your freakin mouth when you chew your damn food...

p.s. - for some reason when people eat chips the crunching noise annoys me too...even when someone chews with their mouth close that noise still annoys me...amazingly it doesn't annoy me when i eat chips

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(4o)ur

Black History Fact: 1st Black pres.

Last year i gave yall a little fact for Black History month speaking about the rocket scientist who invented the famous Super Soaker water gun (fun times back in the day with the Super Soaker)...this year I hafta acknowledge our current president, Barack Obama for being the 1st black president in the United States 200+ yr. history....

I was fortunate (and I was cold as a witch's tit) to be in Washington D.C. at the inauguration for President Obama in 2009...it was a momentous event and i'm glad to have pictures and videos of my mom and I at the event...so shout out to Barack Obama and family for becoming the 1st president and family in the White House...that's black history

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(4o)ur

Tip of the Week #7: Note to creepers-Don't leave evidence

In this edition of 'Tip of the week' I will give a piece of advice on creepin' (ie - cheatin)...now this is sort of a bad thing to promote but if you're gonna do it do it right...take notes from Mr. Woods (Tiger that is)...the news came out recently that he initially got caught cheatin' from his cell phone text (damn Tiger was slippin' badly)...Elin (his wife) saw that he was textin' Rachel Uchitel on his regular phone...and we all know about the infamous voice mail and it may come out that he might have been emailing these chicks...

so the advice i give is, if you're gonna cheat don't leave ANY evidence behind...that means don't leave any digital trails...that includes emails, cell phone texts or voice mails on cell or land line phones...fellas, remember that females save everything...also note if you leave a voice mail, send a text or email that even if its deleted it is still available for retrieval...if your girl is a super sleuth she may contact the phone company to retrieve any text or voice mail...

so in summation don't write an email, send a text, leave a voice mail or even write down numbers and names on paper if you're trying to get loose on the sly tip...its just stupid to send a text or voicemail unless you wanna get caught...

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(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: MLK Jr. Day 2010

In honor of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day (a day where i still have to go to work on, that's that ol' bulls**t!) i will post a vintage illdoctrine vblog post entitled "10 other things Martin Luther King said"...MLK was a highly intelligent guy and all of us should strive to gain his level of intelligence and compassion...with that in mind please donate/help the people in Haiti...peep the vid....



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(4o)ur

I'm a MC: Joell Ortiz

Here's yet another blog topic to add to the others i have and it will be entitled "I'm a MC"... I'll post a pic of the hip hop artist and brief background of an ill master of ceremony on the mic...now that i've introduced you to the new topic here's Joell Ortiz...

Joell Ortiz, is a Puerto Rican rapper from Brooklyn, NY...He initially signed to Dr. Dre's Aftermath label but his official retail release "The Brick (Bodega Chronicles)" on Koch...in April of '08 he left the label (Aftermath) and joined the MC supergroup, Slaughterhouse (featuring Royce the 5'9", Joe Budden & Crooked I)...Slaughterhouse released the self-titled album in '09 and Ortiz released an official mixtape entitled "Road Kill" also in '09...his next official retail album is supposed to be release this year March 23 called "Free Agent" on E1 Music imprint...

get your mediafire and zshare search on to get the Joell Ortiz mixtapes and album

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(4o)ur

Tip of the Week #6: Handle your alcohol

This is directed not only to girls but also to dudes...there is nothing worse when you're out in the bar, restaurant, club or house party and you have to deal with a drunk, out-of-control retard that doesn't know their limit...its even more aggravating when you have to 'babysit' someone that came with you to the event that's blistered...if you're over the age of 21 you should be able to know you're limit by that age...some (probably most) people started drinking well before the legal drinking age so you should know what you can & can't drink and how much you can & can't drink...

it makes no sense why you should be so drunk to the point of blacking out while walking if you're over 21...now for people younger than that i understand your ignorance with the alcohol consumption but older folks, as Ed Lover's famous youtube videos quote "C'mon son! Get the f#%* outta here with that bulls**t"...i don't get aggravated by damn near anything but this pisses me off when i have to deal with someone i don't know acting stupid as all hell or when i have to 'babysit' someone that should control their 'assholish' actions...Remember kiddies-HANDLE YOUR ALCOHOL...

btw, this tip almost sounded like a Random Rant...

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(40)ur

Spreadin the real: Malice explains fantasy vs. real

This video is directly solely to those young boys (say it like you from Philly) that thinks everything a rapper raps about in on a song is 100% true...Malice explains that its just entertainment and fantasy and most of that shit ain't real (everybody with sense over the age of 23 should already know this)...just accept the music for what it is, entertainment and stop thinkin its the gospel from the artist...peep it and get informed youngins...uuugh...

Malice Video Blog 1 from Malice of the Clipse on Vimeo.

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(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: Mos Def - History video (Creative Control Color Edit)

I have to admit, i've been listening to Mos Def - The Ecstatic album for a while and i've never listened to the "history" track with Talib Kweli...this is due the constant play i give track 3 entitled "Auditorium" with Slick Rick...i should have listened to the ENTIRE album but i didn't and missed out on some solid tracks...but anyway here's the re-edited video of History done by Coodie & Chike with additional work by Michael Sterling Eaton and Pure Studios in New York...peep it

Mos Def Feat. Talib Kweli-History (Creative Control Color Edit) from Creative Control on Vimeo.

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(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: More Paul Mooney interview

Here's pt. 3 of the Davey D interview with Paul Mooney...enjoy the comedy...peep it...



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(4o)ur

Random Rant vol. 23: The voice you hear when you read

This rant is so random to the point where its stupid....but anyway, i was reading Kanye West's small coffee table type book entitled "Thank You and You're Welcome" (interesting book with Ye's thoughts and ideas) and i was thinking 'what's the voice other people hear when they read'...the voice i hear is my own but not nearly as heavy as my real voice...but when i read some silly books like a Dr. Suess' book i hear a cheesy voiceover guy's voice (not nearly as good as the eternal Dan LaFointaine voice) rhyming...

i wonder if some people's voices they hear when they read are like the phone operator's voice when you dial a number incorrectly or a James Earl Jones voice or a elementary teacher's voice...maybe some people hear a inspiring voice that sounds like the voiceover guy that's on those self help tapes...

i know this rant is so off the wall but i was reading and thought this good to talk about...

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(4o)ur

Cheap promotion: new shirt is up

SPRAYED HAND SHIRT

Here's a shameless plug for a new shirt available for purchase (the sprayed hand shirt)...check it...get fresh, get clean, get official...

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(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: Paul Mooney interview

Perhaps one of my favorite comedians (Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Kevin Hart, DeRay and Cedric the Entertainer are my others) is Paul Mooney...the creative genius behind The Chappelle Show and The Richard Pryor Show, Paul Mooney is interviewed by Davey D...when you see the first video check out how ahead of their time they were with the skit about the black president...plus check out how similar Richard Pryor talks like Obama back in the 70's, crazy...peep it and be entertained...

pt. 2


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(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: araabMUZIK on the MPC

araabMUZIK is one of Dipset's producers...my favorite era of Dipset was when Cam'Ron's first 2 albums dropped (S.D.E. was ill and that was the first time i heard a very young Juelz Santana who had a better flow and skill then than now in my opinion) to the first Diplomatic Immunity album...Dipset now is ok to me...but check out this dude's incredible skills on the MPC, ridiculous...peep it



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(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: Jay-Z - on to the next one video

Check out this innovative video for the On to the next one track from Blueprint 3...i'm not gonna say much just peep the ill ish....

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(4o)ur

Spreadin the real: Jay Electronica - Exhibit C

If yall don't know get to know now...Jay Electronica linked up with Just Blaze again, the MegatronDon to create another hip hop gem (Exhibit A is the other one, go dload it if you haven't already)...this track is on heavy rotation on the iPod, download it and recognize the New Orleans born MC's lyrics and Just Blaze genius production...peep it

http://usershare.net/4zzl7wdya4bg

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(4o)ur